Light, soft, and a little bit cheeky — this cotton tee carries a vintage-style print that says “So I Was Eating Kale… started no story ever.” It reads like an inside joke for anyone who’s traded kale chips for fries, or who likes to laugh at their own healthy-food struggles. The shirt’s muted, retro palette and worn-look lettering give it a laid-back, thrifted vibe that layers easily under jackets or pairs with denim for a relaxed weekend look. Wear it to brunch, farmer’s markets, or while cooking up a guilty-pleasure meal; it’s conversational, comfortable, and made to be lived in.
The fabric feels lightweight and breathable against skin, with a classic crew neck and slightly tailored silhouette that won’t fight your movement. The design sits front-and-center without overpowering an outfit — it’s the kind of tee that sparks smiles and sparks a conversation about real life, not food trends.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printed artwork and sleeve/neck labels for crisp, lasting color
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
